Wishing the best girlfriend in The world a very (Early) Happy Birthday!!! I think we look great here!
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
“I am a millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us “The Global Generation.” We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. Some say it’s because we’re the first generation where every kid gets a trophy just for showing up. Others think it’s because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems that our one defining trait is a numbness to the world, an indifference to suffering.”
“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]